Humorous Stone Phrases

Don't spend it all in one place

Go Hog Wild

Drinks are on the house

Shop til you drop

They finally got me

Beam Me Up !!

… and they asked me why I drank

Don't sell the Harley

Party til you drop

He who dies with the most toys wins

I love you all, but I got to go

Don't call me, I'll call you

You took me to the cleaners

You've laid me out for the last time

I finally hit a home run

I don't have to pay taxes anymore, haha

One time around is enough

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me

I finally rolled a 7

What goes around comes around

Penny for your thoughts

I told you I'd get the last word

The joke is on you

…and you said I'd never hear the end of it

Good bye and good riddins'

Cheers

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Bon Voyage

Arivaderche'

It must have been something you said

I started out with nothing, I still have most of it left

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with beer

I may be left handed, but I'm always right

Don't sweat the small stuff

Been there done that

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